moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

image

what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

(via dutchster)

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

Curious as to why that works…

(via meowmeowmuthafucka)

natural-magics:

by Xell Boada

Tags: nature calming

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via dutchster)

#ableism

socialjusticefeline:

I hate how non-disabled non-mentally ill people talk about how expensive disability is as if it is OUR fault it’s expensive. The healthcare system is fucked until you’re disabled, then somehow it’s your fault that you’re considered to be so worthless by this system that you have to pay out the ass to prove it (as well as your needs being considered as extras, so you need to pay for those too).

It’s the system’s fault until you involve disability. Then we deserve to pay, because otherwise we are told we have no value and are burdens.

Oh my goodness yes. And also the ‘I don’t have time for that, can you just…’ statements. Especially when it’s literally required by law that they make time.

And then the insurances that go, ‘oh, that’s awkward we don’t cover that.’ Or what they pay out is so minimal it’s practically ‘cough up your life savings and leave out some basic life expenses in rotation’ anyway.

lostinthemiddleofthecrowd:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

Why aren’t people talking about that on the news ? We have entire reports about the weather but literally nothing is said about terrible things like that

According to the class I took last year (International Studies: North and South Korea), taught by a South Korean citizen who managed to find us North Korean literature to read (so you know, he must have ties or something), shit like this is not uncommon in North Korea. It is illegal and considered treason to own a foreign-made radio, or Bible, or other unapproved media. They recently started allowing the black market free reign because their government issued money is worthless. Most of the defectors that go from North Korea to South Korea are female because the men have to work longer hours and have mandatory military service, so the women are the ones more likely to be able to get away. Professor said at last count, done by aerial photographs the last time North Korea let other nations look at them without gunning them down, there were about 30 concentration camps. Hell, Kim Jong-Un (current leader) recently killed one of his primary advisers for having a different opinion from the others. So… it’s par for course for the country. And therefore wouldn’t make the news.

lostinthemiddleofthecrowd:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

Why aren’t people talking about that on the news ? We have entire reports about the weather but literally nothing is said about terrible things like that

According to the class I took last year (International Studies: North and South Korea), taught by a South Korean citizen who managed to find us North Korean literature to read (so you know, he must have ties or something), shit like this is not uncommon in North Korea. It is illegal and considered treason to own a foreign-made radio, or Bible, or other unapproved media. They recently started allowing the black market free reign because their government issued money is worthless. Most of the defectors that go from North Korea to South Korea are female because the men have to work longer hours and have mandatory military service, so the women are the ones more likely to be able to get away. Professor said at last count, done by aerial photographs the last time North Korea let other nations look at them without gunning them down, there were about 30 concentration camps. Hell, Kim Jong-Un (current leader) recently killed one of his primary advisers for having a different opinion from the others. So… it’s par for course for the country. And therefore wouldn’t make the news.

(via foxy-voxy)

Rocket being so done.

It’s great how he’s one of the sanest characters in the film. He may be a bit crazy, but he makes everyone else look downright batty in comparison.

(Source: quillingpeter, via heroic-intent)

did-you-kno:

The American pronunciation and spelling of “squirrelled” make it the longest one-syllable word in the English language. Source

did-you-kno:

The American pronunciation and spelling of “squirrelled” make it the longest one-syllable word in the English language. Source

magicalnaturetour:

Ice fault by andro-id

Likely around or on Iceland, which is one of the only places in the world that divergent plates have faults above water. Iceland is the one place in the world where you can stand and look at the Mid-Atlantic Ocean Ridge. Science! :D

magicalnaturetour:

Ice fault by andro-id

Likely around or on Iceland, which is one of the only places in the world that divergent plates have faults above water. Iceland is the one place in the world where you can stand and look at the Mid-Atlantic Ocean Ridge. Science! :D

(via fabforgottennobility)

sublim-ature:

IcelandSarah Martinet
hipsparta:

japan preparing for war

hipsparta:

japan preparing for war

(via dutchster)

Tags: funnies queue

foxy-voxy:

one-of-those-weird-people:

foxy-voxy:

I…. can’t…. 

Just. Wow. Just read the summary. And then don’t bother with anything else, skip straight to the reviews. 

Either this woman is completely insane, or this is outlandishly satirical. 

Having read the first chapter I… can’t figure out which one. What. Fairly sure it’s the latter but…

What are you?

The reviews are stellar, though. My favorite so far: 

 Never again will I try to better myself by being an intellectual and trying to work towards a better future, instead I shall focus on turning my vagina into the best baby cannon possible. Praise the lord for you have saved a sinner today.

I dunno there are some other pretty good ones, also. xD

"Serious feedback chapter 1 . 11h ago

Can you make Umbridge the devil?”
"If I may be so bold as to make some suggestions…
Given the symbology of the moon (Well, moon sickle) in Islam - werewolves as an analogy for muslims? Or rather, Islam taking the place of werewolves. Imam Greyback. Remus Lupin could be a recent convert to Christianity, struggling with his dark past.
Judaism is a little harder, the Founders wouldn’t quite work. Could always use a Synagogue in place of Gringotts, I suppose, but the Goblins translate better into atheism… Hm. The Gringotts-Dawkins Foundation?
I guess that Popemort is an inevitability, given chapter five. Being banished by Lily’s 95 theses clearly wasn’t enough.
Hm… And Parseltongue could be translated as a gift of tongue (Glossolalia - I knew reading Snow Crash would come in handy!) - Harry could use such a gift to convert the misguided victims of Popemort back to the path of righteousness and sola scriptura!”
"HERMIONE YOU CAN’T NOT LIKE LIONS
YOU’RE A GRYFFINDOR FOR PITY’S SAKE”
That part after she mentioned not wanting to be thrown to the lions as per Romans. xD

More Cute Click Pets

I said I would, and now I shall. Please do click on them, if you have time. It gets them points, and helps them grow.

Remus Oliver Bluefish Chibi

Those are the four! One hasn’t hatched yet. Bluefish is fully grown, the other three are not.

They basically are my pets at the moment, since I can’t have any in my apartment.

foxy-voxy:

I…. can’t…. 

Just. Wow. Just read the summary. And then don’t bother with anything else, skip straight to the reviews. 

Either this woman is completely insane, or this is outlandishly satirical. 

Having read the first chapter I… can’t figure out which one. What. Fairly sure it’s the latter but…

What are you?

I HAVE INTERNETS

again! It took a while. And then another while for me to remember Tumblr since all my old tabs got closed…

Yes fine judge me, it was pretty silly…

Here have a click pet.

Remus

Ain’t he cute? His name is Remus. I have three more pets I’ll also be posting. But… awwwwww. :3